Funny imaginary friend quotes

• I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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  2 months ago

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  22 shares on X this month.

• Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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  2 months ago

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  49 shares on Reddit this month.

• I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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  3 months ago

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  115 shares on Telegram this month.

• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  6 months ago

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  87 shares on Facebook this month.

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