Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,506

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Trending via Telegram:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Going viral on Pinterest:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Just shared via Instagram:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Funny intensity quotes

Funny intensity quotes bring the perfect mix of passion and humor to brighten your day! 😂🔥 Whether you’re tackling life’s challenges with serious energy or just pretending to, these witty lines keep things light while turning up the heat 🔥😎. Get ready to laugh hard and feel inspired all at once—because who says intensity can’t be fun? 🎉💥

New funny intensity quotes 👇

All funny intensity quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

93 shares on Discord this month:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

34 shares on Slack this month:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I would prefer not to.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,255

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Making waves on WeChat:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Trending via Twitch:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Spotted on Telegram:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Just shared via Reddit:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴