Funny intensity quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"

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