Funny intention quotes

• Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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  5 hours ago

  before, came, everyone, flirtation, forget, humor, intention, making, me, memory, romantic

• Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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  2 months ago

  casual, casual greeting, cream, getting, greeting, humor, ice, ice cream, intention

• Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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  2 months ago

  communication, going, greeting, humor, intention, sleep

• Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad intention, greeting, humor, intention, intentions, sarcasm, worst

• Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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  2 months ago

  food, fry, humor, intention, joke, making, sharing

• Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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  2 months ago

  back, going, humor, intention, laziness, morning, procrastination, sleep, wake, wake up

• Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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  2 months ago

  biblical, humor, intention, loophole, marriage, married, never, premarital, relationship, sex

• I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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  3 months ago

  action, comedy, humor, i, intention, never, own, self, stunt

• I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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  3 months ago

  always, communication, honesty, humor, i, intention, loud, mean, out loud, say

• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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  3 months ago

  forever, good, humor, i, intention, joke, life, live, optimism

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