Funny intentions quotes

If you get hangovers, it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025