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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,609

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Making waves on Discord:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Just shared via Slack:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Freshly posted on X:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Trending via Pinterest:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Spotted on TikTok:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,388

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Trending via Facebook:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Trending via Threads:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Just shared via Slack:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Trending via Discord:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Spotted on Twitch:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Just shared via Telegram:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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