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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Spotted on Threads:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Just landed via X:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Freshly posted on X:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Seen just now on Slack:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Making waves on Messenger:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Trending via Instagram:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Spotted on Twitch:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Going viral on Slack:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Reported on Pinterest:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Just shared via X:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Going viral on Reddit:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Just shared via TikTok:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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