Commentary:
"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"
1681 Funny irony quotes
Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?
Commentary:
"Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove"
I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.
Commentary:
"Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"
I used to have a great future in my past.
Commentary:
"Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂"
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.
Commentary:
"When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀
Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.
Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘♂️"
There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
Commentary:
"With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣"
It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…
Commentary:
"When did I lose my genie privileges? 😂🧞♂️✨"
I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.
Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"