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Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has copied:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© has bookmarked:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has downloaded:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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Trending via Facebook:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Just landed via Messenger:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Trending via Snapchat:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Shared recently on Messenger:

They’re releasing another β€œJurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has copied:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has shared:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has viewed:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has copied:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has copied:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has shared:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Spotted on Messenger:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Spotted on X:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Spotted on Reddit:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Just shared via Slack:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with β€œDearly Beloved”.

Live now on YouTube:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Going bananas on Discord:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

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