Funny keeping quotes

• My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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  2 days ago

  couch, cushion, humor, keeping, laziness, relaxation, superpower, warm

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  1 month ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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  2 months ago

  gratitude, humor, keeping, me, quick, safety, shoutout, sidewalk, sidewalks, street, streets, thanks, walking

• Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, communication, humor, keeping, mouth, patience, restraint, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, dead, death, humor, keep, keeping, only, people, secret, secret keeping, three, trust

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