55 Funny lazy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! 💁‍♂️ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? 🛋️📺 Embrace your inner selective participant! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

  Commentary:
  "If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

  Commentary:
  "Who would've thought that the very item designed for jogging is now the go-to choice for binge-watching Netflix all day 🏃‍♂️🍿 Maybe it's not laziness, just fashion-forward thinking in disguise!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your daily routine is trying its best to defy the laws of nature! 😴☕️💤 Just remember, even if your body can't decide when to be awake or asleep, there's always a chance for a power nap Olympics in between! 🏅😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

  Commentary:
  "Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don't expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

  Commentary:
  "Lazy? Oh, no no no! 🙅‍♀️I am a master of selective participation, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️ Why do something now when you can do it later, right? 😉 #ProcrastinationPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a power nap when you can just activate power saving mode? 💤⚡️ Lazy or efficient? You decide! 😉 #PrioritizedResting"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife"

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