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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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Going viral on Discord:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Spotted on Messenger:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Trending via Slack:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Trending via Telegram:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

3 months ago

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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20 shares on Instagram this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

46 shares on Slack this month:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Spotted on WeChat:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Trending via Threads:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Breaking via Twitch:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Spotted on X:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Just landed via YouTube:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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