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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Live now on WeChat:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Seen just now on Discord:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Trending via Instagram:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Trending via Telegram:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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