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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Just shared via Discord:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Spotted on Instagram:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Going bananas on Threads:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Making waves on Telegram:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Just landed via Threads:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Just shared via WeChat:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Funny love letter quotes

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

85 shares on Slack this month:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is getting idioter.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,898

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Spotted on X:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Just shared via TikTok:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Spotted on Instagram:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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