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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️
750 Funny love quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.
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Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.
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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.
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That's one way to prove love doesn't hurt! 😂❤️🌀
Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.
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Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷♂️👫
“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
I love hard, but I stupid harder.
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Sounds like a PhD in Love and a Master's in Oops 😂💘
I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.
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"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
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"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?
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"Your talent for obscure references is unmatched! Ready for a game of 'Guess that Trivia' where no one knows the answers? 😄🎲🔍 #NicheNuggets"