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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
2120 Funny me quotes
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅♂️💔
You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.
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Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
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Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹
People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.
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Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.
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Sometimes you've just got to bend over backward for yourself to appreciate the breeze 🍃💃😅
Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?
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Looks like someone messed up the frog-to-prince conversion chart again! 🐸👑🙃
Tonight, the moon is staring at me.
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Looks like the moon's got 20/20 vision and is making me its next Netflix binge! 🌝👀📺