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Looks like I've been chatting with royalty—hello, Your Excellency, Bot from Lagos! 🤖👑😂
88 Funny message quotes
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.
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When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨
If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.
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When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?
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Tell them we're still trying to find the instruction manual for planet Earth! 🚀📚🍄
If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.
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Nodding in agreement while my attention span takes a quick vacation! 😂✈️🙈
WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.
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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.
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Looks like they've initiated a game of "Guess the Context!" 🤔📱
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.
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Clearly, it's some kind of reverse psychology Jedi mind trick. 🧙♂️🔮😂