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87 Funny message quotes

Funny message quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a dash of humor into your day 😂 Whether you’re crafting a clever text, writing a witty card, or just need a giggle, these gems are sure to deliver a chuckle or two 😄 From puns to punchlines, let these snippets tickle your funny bone and brighten up your conversations with a playful twist! 😉✨

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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