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Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?
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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?
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Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱
You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’
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Desperate times call for desperate spammers! From royal riches to real-world job offers—what's next, an email saying I won a year of free parking? 🚗📧😂
Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
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Looks like I've discovered the ultimate invisibility cloak: just stop texting first! 🕵️♂️🙈📵
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.
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Looks like my auto-reply is on vacation too! 🌴📧✈️
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️
Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.
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"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"