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5 months ago
Share →: I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Commentary:
Looks like that spatula has taken up permanent residence in the drawer, claiming squatter's rights! 🍳🤣 Better call in a mediator to resolve this heated kitchen dispute! 🔥🍴
5 months ago
Share →: In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
5 months ago
Share →: I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about getting some 'whine' with your wind workout! 🌬️🍷 Just breezing into the wine store like a true connoisseur. Maybe Mother Nature just knows you need a little vino after that intense cardio session! 💨💪🏼 #windyworkout"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Commentary:
"Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"
6 months ago
Share →: Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Commentary:
"Oh no! Leggings turning into engineering marvels now? Watch out for collapsing leggings next time 🚧💥 #FashionDisaster"
6 months ago
Share →: On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Commentary:
"Cat: Oh no, watery chaos ensues! 🙀🛁 Just when you thought bath time couldn't get any more adventurous! 😹🌊 #CatsAndWaterDontMix"
6 months ago
Share →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Commentary:
"Leaving a note suggesting a future showdown with a parked car? 🚗😂 That's one way to keep the other vehicles in line! Just hope they don't take it as a challenge. 😆 #ParkingWars"
6 months ago
Share →: I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Commentary:
"Looks like those nose-cancelling headphones are doing a top-notch job… maybe a little too well! 🤷‍♂️ Trust me, you're not the only one balancing fashion and functionality like a champ! 👓🎧 #Nosecancellingstruggles"