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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday β€” and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Turns out β€œYouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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β€œI’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Live now on Facebook:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Going viral on X:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Spotted on Pinterest:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Just landed via Slack:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Just landed via Slack:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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β€œI’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Spotted on Messenger:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Just shared via Pinterest:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Spotted on Reddit:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Going viral on Facebook:

Peloton guy yelling β€œtwo more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Reported on YouTube:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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