Funny nerve quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

  Commentary:
  "Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever named them 'fitting rooms' clearly hasn't experienced the struggle of trying on clothes that refuse to cooperate! 🙄 Maybe we should rename them 'misfitting rooms' or 'hopes-and-squeezes' instead! 😂🛍️ #FashionFails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Raising toddlers: where every day is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and your last nerve is on the menu! 🤪🎢🍳 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷‍♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies

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