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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going viral on YouTube:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Making waves on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Live now on LinkedIn:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Funny nerve quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and give your patience a playful nudge! 😂 Whether you’re dealing with cheeky friends or those moments when nerves get the best of you, these witty lines will have you chuckling and shaking your head in agreement. Ready to laugh at life’s little annoyances? Let’s dive into some humor that’s all about keeping your cool with a smile! 😜👌✨

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Just landed via Threads:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Just shared via X:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Spotted on Slack:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Live now on X:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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