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Funny odds quotes

Funny odds quotes bring a smile ๐Ÿ˜„ when life feels like a wild game of chance ๐ŸŽฒ! Whether youโ€™re betting on luck ๐Ÿ€ or just rolling with the punches ๐ŸฅŠ, these witty sayings turn unpredictable moments into laughs ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ready to embrace the unexpected with a grin? Letโ€™s dive into some hilarious takes on beating the odds and celebrating lifeโ€™s quirky surprises! ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Posted onFeb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Bro, youโ€™re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and youโ€™ll be fine.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I donโ€™t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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