Funny odds quotes

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025