Funny orgasm quotes

• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  4 weeks ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

• Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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  2 months ago

  best, both, fun, happiness, humor, i, intimacy, joy, laughing, life, lot, orgasm, pleasure, relationship, things, want

• There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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  2 months ago

  fix, fun, humor, i, joke, nothing, orgasm, pleasure, research, solution

• Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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  2 months ago

  before, expectation, gift, humor, joy, never, orgasm, present, relationship, surprise, ugly, ugly present

• An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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  3 months ago

  aid, bed, bedtime, before, humor, nature, orgasm, relaxation, sleep, sleep aid

• A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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  3 months ago

  collective, commentary, fix, humor, orgasm, sex, social, social commentary, unity, world

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