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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Going viral on WeChat:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Breaking via YouTube:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Spotted on Threads:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t, holding a grudge.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Seen just now on Slack:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Going viral on Telegram:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Making waves on Reddit:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Just landed via WeChat:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Trending via Messenger:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Just shared via X:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Live now on Twitch:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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