Commentary:
"Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"
30 Funny pass quotes
Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?
Commentary:
"Sure thing! The ETA for 'this too shall pass' delivery is currently stuck in existential traffic, but it should be arriving fashionably late like a wise old proverb any minute now 🕒🚗 Hang in there, patience is a virtue after all! 😉"
They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"
I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
Commentary:
"Ah, the rare moment when a husband willingly opens the door to being corrected… Such a brave soul! 🤣 Here's to seizing those precious opportunities with gusto! 💁♀️🔥"
People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.
Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"
It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.
Commentary:
Trying to change someone's mind on the internet? 🐪 Good luck, you might have better odds getting that camel through a needle! 🪡😅 #OnlineDebates #MissionImpossible
For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
Commentary:
"Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats"
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"
If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.
Commentary:
Sounds like my new plan is to compliment everyone… starting with my mirror! 😄🪞✨
Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.
Commentary:
Trading soles for skies! ✈️👟 #WanderlustLife