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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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3 months ago
Share →: Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold
4 months ago
Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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"Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don't you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂"
6 months ago
Share →: To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Commentary:
Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Haha, mom coming in hot with that spicy comeback! 🔥 Definitely sounds like payback is serving up a heaping plate of attitude, much to your dismay! 😂 Looks like karma really does have a way of circling back in unexpected ways, even through baby names! #MomKnowsBest 👩‍👧‍👵

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Making waves on Threads:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Making waves on Discord:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Spotted on X:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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