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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Spotted on Threads:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Just landed via Discord:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Just landed via WeChat:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Just landed via Reddit:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Just landed via Instagram:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Spotted on Telegram:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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16 shares on Discord this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

77 shares on X this month:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a yearning disability.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Broadcasted on X:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Going viral on YouTube:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Seen just now on YouTube:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Going viral on Telegram:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Just shared via TikTok:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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