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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Live now on Discord:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Just shared via Reddit:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Breaking via Messenger:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Trending via Reddit:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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