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When life gives you lemons, act like you don’t know what they are and watch everyone underestimate your lemonade-making skills 🍋🤔😏
1149 Funny people quotes
I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.
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If people could hear my thoughts, I'd need a full-time PR manager 😂🤫 #MindChaos
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Some people should have read-only access to the internet.
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When life gives you opinions, turn on read-only mode! 🤣📚💻
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?
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Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
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That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.
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Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜
You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.
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Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️