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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
316 Funny person quotes
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.
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Going full ghost mode: calories 0, drama 0, peace of mind 1000% 👻✌️
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
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When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓
Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?
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When the garbage has its own zip code 😅🗺️🏠
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”
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Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨