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Funny personal choice quotes

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
If you're doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you're probably even more boring without alcohol.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I don't drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025