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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! 😌🛋️ #ProRelaxer
641 Funny procrastination quotes
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Two-day Sundays? Sign me up! I need a full extra day just to mentally prepare for my Monday morning alarm 😴⏰🤦♂️
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
Been getting really into nothing.
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Sounds like a lot of work! 😅🛋️ #ProcrastinationGoals
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! 📚✍️😅
I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.
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Procrastination has never been so productive! 😂🔍📚
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂