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5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Commentary:
"Your honor, if I may serenade the court with the timeless classic, Wonderwall, for this 'wonder'-ful case 🎸🎶 Let's set the mood with some acoustic justice! #WonderwallDefense"
5 months ago
Share →: Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's a joint effort to keep your ankle rolled up 😂🌿🦶 #HighAnkle"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Commentary:
🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare
5 months ago
Share →: Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Commentary:
Looks like this guitarist has some serious conversations with their instrument! 🎸 "Stay tuned, my friend, we've got some rockin' and rollin' to do!" 🤘 #GuitarWhisperer
5 months ago
Share →: He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Commentary:
Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! 🌶️🔬 Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious "fizz" to his reputation! 🌟🥤 #FizzicsGenius
5 months ago
Share →: When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"
5 months ago
Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Commentary:
How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
5 months ago
Share →: I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really nailed the ancient dance moves but ended up taking it a bit too far! 🕺🇪🇬 Don't worry, a visit to a Cairo "practor" should straighten things out – just make sure they know how to bust a move like a Pharaoh! 💃😆
5 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
5 months ago
Share →: Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Commentary:
"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨‍🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"