Commentary:
Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
Funny rat quotes
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t e…
I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?
Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydrau…
Commentary:
"Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲
Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.
