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Funny rat quotes

Funny rat quotes 🐀🤣 are the perfect way to celebrate these clever little critters with a splash of humor! Whether you’re a rat lover or just enjoy a good laugh, these witty sayings will have you smiling 🐾✨. Get ready to see rats in a whole new light—sneaky, smart, and surprisingly charming! Ready to chuckle? Let’s dive into some rodent-worthy fun! 🎉🐭

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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