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Funny rat quotes

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

1 month ago

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

3 months ago

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

3 months ago

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

3 months ago