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Funny results quotes

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025