12 Funny results quotes

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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  2 months ago

  consider, dark, dark web, engine, Google, Google result, humor, i, internet, internet humor, joke, online, online joke, page, result, results, search, search engine, second, web, web page

• Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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  2 months ago

  chores, daily, daily routine, exercise, fitness, humor, laundry, motivation, results, routine, working, workout

• How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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  2 months ago

  effort, exercise, fitness, humor, loss, motivation, results, video, weight, weight loss

• Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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  2 months ago

  expectation, Google, humor, insanity, irony, just, repetition, results

• One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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  2 months ago

  abs, crun, daily, exercise, fitness, humor, i, patience, results, take, underestimate, week

• Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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  2 months ago

  biopsy, cancer, election, elections, except, family, half, hopes, humor, irony, results, waiting

• Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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  2 months ago

  anticipation, bed, claus, democracy, left, morning, results, wait, watch

• Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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  2 months ago

  assessment, humor, just, personality, personality test, results, self-discovery, test, uh oh

• I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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  2 months ago

  ask, exercise, fitness, frustration, going, gym, humor, i, months, results, sign, sign up, still, weekend

• Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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  2 months ago

  back, bratwurst, cheese, cholesterol, food, health, humor, joke, just, level, results, test

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