1202 Funny sarcasm quotes

• Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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  5 months ago

  anything, apathy, attitude, care, decision, good, humor, i, indifference, just, news, sarcasm

• Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, delusion, humor, i, keep, lady, movement, moving, right, room, sarcasm, space

• Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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  5 months ago

  color, colors, dating, here, honesty, honeymoon, honeymoon phase, humor, me, only, phase, relationship, sarcasm, show, true, true color

• I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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  5 months ago

  bet, dumb, even, fake, fake laugh, humor, i, joke, jokes, laugh, relationship, sarcasm

• “Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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  5 months ago

  attitude, bit, everything, humor, joke, little, me, sarcasm, unfortunately, wit

• If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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  5 months ago

  am, demise, escape, humor, i, plotting, quiet, sarcasm, threat, witty

• I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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  5 months ago

  flag, humor, material, quality, red, red flag, relationship, sarcasm

• I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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  5 months ago

  closer, dating, death, humor, love, relationship, sarcasm, stable

• I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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  5 months ago

  addiction, better, cigarette, feel, humor, i, just, sarcasm, saying, smoking, vape, vindication

• “Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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  5 months ago

  commentary, feel, humor, normalize, once, sarcasm, shame, social, social commentary

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