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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
139 Funny saying quotes
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.
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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”
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Suddenly, tree rings are the new TikTok trends 🌳🤔😂
I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.
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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣
Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.
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Channeling my inner art critic while secretly thinking, "Does this room need a new projector screen?" 🎨🤣
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅