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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

May 20, 2026

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

May 19, 2026

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

May 19, 2026

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

May 19, 2026

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

May 19, 2026

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

May 19, 2026

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

May 19, 2026

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

May 19, 2026

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

May 19, 2026

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

May 19, 2026

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

May 19, 2026

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

May 19, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

May 19, 2026

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

May 19, 2026

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

May 19, 2026

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

May 19, 2026

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

May 19, 2026

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

May 18, 2026

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

May 18, 2026

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

May 18, 2026

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

May 18, 2026

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

May 6, 2026

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Apr 2, 2026

Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

Apr 1, 2026

Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

Apr 1, 2026

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Apr 1, 2026

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Apr 1, 2026

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Apr 1, 2026

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Apr 1, 2026

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Apr 1, 2026

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Apr 1, 2026

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Apr 1, 2026

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Apr 1, 2026

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Apr 1, 2026

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Mar 31, 2026

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Mar 31, 2026

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Mar 31, 2026

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Mar 31, 2026

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Mar 31, 2026

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Mar 31, 2026