Funny scan quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game 🛒💨 Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? 😂 #LifeIntheFastLane"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream self-checkout – the ultimate level of laziness achieved! 🤣🛒 Can we also add an option for someone to carry my groceries to the car too? 🚗💁‍♂️ #TheLazyShopperStruggle"

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