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"Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"
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- I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
- I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
- They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
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- They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
- I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
- I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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