Funny scan quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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