Funny self-promotion quotes

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025