Funny self-promotion quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

  Commentary:
  🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

  Commentary:
  🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the undecided voter – the most sought-after creature during election season! 🤔🗳️ Seeking attention while keeping us all on our toes with those indecisive vibes. Who needs Netflix dramas when we have undecided voters? 😄 #ElectionDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

  Commentary:
  "Taking credit for online accomplishments is like a digital magic trick 🎩🐇 And here's the magician behind the curtain claiming their rightful spot! 🌟💻 #InventorOfTheInternet"

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