Funny ship quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

  Commentary:
  Well, at least the Titanic's pool is dedicated to maintaining its H2-legacy! 💦🚢 Who knew the ship had its own eternal hydration plan? Just keep swimming… or sinking, in this case! 😄 #TitanicPoolGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his warnings went down… just like the Titanic! 🚢❄️ Grandpa's iceberg expertise deserved a standing ovation, not an unexpected "exit stage left" moment. Maybe next time they'll listen before the credits roll! 🎭👴🏼 #IcebergAhead

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"

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