Funny ship quotes

• Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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• I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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• If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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• Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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• My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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• In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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