14 Funny small talk quotes

• All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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  2 months ago

  car, car horn, communication, done, driving, horn, humor, interaction, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

• I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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  2 months ago

  accident, boredom, boring, conversation, dead, death, die, drop, going, humor, illness, say, sentence, small, small talk, someone, talk, too

• I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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  4 months ago

  awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning

• I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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  5 months ago

  awkward, awkward silence, care, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, introvert, silence, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk

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