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Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Going viral on Messenger:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Going viral on Reddit:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Breaking via Discord:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Live now on Pinterest:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Live now on WeChat:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Trending via Threads:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Spotted on Instagram:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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