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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrilling saga of traffic strikes again! 🚗💨 Who would have thought that the same old song and dance would catch us off guard? Time to add 'predicting traffic patterns' to our resume! 😅⏰ #SameTrafficDifferentDay"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Commentary:
"Looks like your presentation was a real rollercoaster ride without safety belts! 🎢🚫 #StaySafe"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Commentary:
"No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Commentary:
"If I was an elephant, you'd all be sorry 🐘🤣 Better step lightly, folks, or I'll trump-et my way through your fine china collection! Watch out, fragile items ahead! #ElephantInTheRoom"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

Commentary:
"Apologies in advance for my 'creative' vocabulary when stuck in traffic caused by my love for hitting snooze ⏰🤭 #RunningLateAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Commentary:
"Looks like the digital age has revolutionized romance! 💌💻 Who needs a card when you've got endless texts, emojis, and GIFs to express your affection, right? Happy paperless anniversary, lovebirds! 🥂💕"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Commentary:
No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"