165 Funny sorry quotes

Funny sorry quotes turn apologies into laugh-out-loud moments — especially when we’re only *kind of* sorry! 😂🙈 Whether it’s saying “sorry, not sorry,” apologizing for something you’ll definitely do again, or offering an insincere “oops,” these quotes remind us that sometimes, the funniest way to say sorry is with a wink and a punchline. Because let’s be real — we’re *sort of* sorry! 😆💬🤷‍♂️

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my…

Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Commentary:
😂 "Sorry for being fashionably late, I was having a deep shower conversation with my inner thoughts! 🚿💭 Who knew soap and water could inspire such introspection? 😅"

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner weirdness – after all, normal is overrated! 🤪 Be proudly quirky and delightfully odd, because being unique is way more fun! 🦄😜 #SorryNotSorry"

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It's a risky move, but hey, at least you're bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting"

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but…

Commentary:
📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” durin…

Commentary:
"Oops, I think someone has brought their workaholic tendencies into the relationship 🤣💍 Maybe let's stick to promising love, laughter, and some good old Netflix binging instead! 📺❤️ #VowsGoneWrong"

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and i…

Commentary:
🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Commentary:
"No apologies needed! Alcohol just helped me unleash my inner Shakespearean poet 🍷✨ Can't guarantee the accuracy, but the passion was real! 😂 #DrunkPoetSociety"

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Commentary:
"Apologies for my tardiness, but someone had to bravely battle for the noble cause of partying! 💪🎉 Better late than never, right? 😄 #PartyWarrior"

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your C…

Commentary:
"No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift 🏷️🎁 Better late than never, right? 😄"

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