113 Funny sorry quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the ever-evolving museum of the 'clean house'! 🏠✨ Here today, gone tomorrow – don't blink or you might miss it! 🙈🚫 #CleaningDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess sometimes silence really isn't golden when it comes to bathroom exhaust fans! 🤫✨ Who knew a little hum could make all the difference in the world of ventilation? Just another reminder that even the most unassuming things can have their moment to shine…or in this case, whirl! 🔇💨😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, pardon me for daring to momentarily steal the spotlight from your riveting monologue. I'll be sure to schedule my interruptions better next time 🙄💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my bad! Note to self: biting is not an approved flirting technique. 🦷😅 Maybe stick to the basics next time, like compliments or a charming smile! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'd lend a hand but they're too busy expressing skepticism 😂🤷‍♂️ Who knew air quotes could be so demanding?!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

  Commentary:
  "Dear sleep, I'm sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the power of a well-timed apology! Ladies, let's practice this mantra: "I was wrong and I am sorry!" 🙈💁‍♀️ Humility looks good on everyone, after all!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar"

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