Commentary:
"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
84 Funny space quotes
I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Commentary:
"I'm awake, send caffeine and good vibes… ☕😴 #PrivacyInPeril"
I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.
Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.
Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
Commentary:
"BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"
Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.
Commentary:
"Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶♂️🚶♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"