Commentary:
The ultimate superpower: achieving peak stress levels before the project even begins! 😅⏳📚
18 Funny started quotes
Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.
Commentary:
Sure, let's protect the sacred silence between me and my barber—communication involves scissors and nods, not dialogue! 💇♂️✂️🙊
Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.
Commentary:
Looks like the drink just enhanced your inner superhero powers of idiocy! 🍸🦸♂️🙃
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
Commentary:
Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
Commentary:
Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.
Commentary:
Trying to understand him is like starring in a never-ending episode of "Are You Smarter Than Grok?" 😂🤔📚
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
Commentary:
Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger