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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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Breaking via YouTube:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Trending via Pinterest:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Making waves on Discord:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Just shared via TikTok:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Going bananas on Twitch:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Just landed via Twitch:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Funny style quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day 😄✨ Whether you need a chuckle or a witty comeback, these playful gems can turn a frown upside down 😂👍 Ideal for sharing with friends or spicing up your posts, they bring a smile to any face 😃💬 Dive into a world where laughter is the best accessory and every word is a punchline waiting to happen! 🌟🤣

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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

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3 weeks ago

clothing, exist, fashion, humor, occasion, shopping, style, Zara
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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1 month ago

admit, appearance, attraction, dating, dress, dude, fashion, fine, Funny, girl, girls, humor, medium, nice, style, super, ugly
When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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1 month ago

camera, camera zoom, commentary, contact, episode, eye, eye contact, humor, i, marriage, married, office, side, style, The Office, video, video style, want, wedding, wedding video, Zoom
My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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2 months ago

aspiration, budget, even, fashion, humor, just, money, personal, personal style, real, style, vision, wait
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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2 months ago

boomer, Boomers, ellipsis, everything, feels, gap, generation, generation gap, good, humor, i, style, text, texting, texting style, understand, why
I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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2 months ago

clothing, dress, enough, exaggeration, fashion, humor, i, own, shopping, still, style, summer, summer dress, wardrobe
Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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2 months ago

clothing, fashion, good, humor, panty, ruin, style, sundress
I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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2 months ago

closet, clothes, clothing, clothing problem, confusion, fashion, full, humor, i, problem, style, understand, wardrobe
I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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2 months ago

always, darth, Darth Vader, ever, everywhere, hell, hero, humor, i, just, run, running, saunter, seen, sprint, style, vader, villain, walking, walking style
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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2 months ago

activity, bar, entertainment, every, fun, fun activity, going, humor, karaoke, music, ono, parody, performance, sing, singing, song, style, tomorrow, where, yoko, Yoko Ono

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21 shares on WeChat this month:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

72 shares on X this month:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

87 shares on X this month:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Trending via Twitch:

I probably think this song is about me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Shared recently on Slack:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Going viral on Reddit:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Shared recently on Discord:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Breaking via WeChat:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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