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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Spotted on Instagram:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Spotted on Pinterest:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Just landed via Instagram:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Freshly posted on X:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

99 shares on Slack this month:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

22 shares on Discord this month:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

65 shares on X this month:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Going viral on Reddit:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Just landed via Messenger:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Trending via Telegram:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Trending via Discord:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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