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19 Funny style quotes

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

3 weeks ago

Being weird never goes out of style.

4 weeks ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

2 months ago

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

2 months ago

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

2 months ago

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

2 months ago

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

3 months ago

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

3 months ago

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

3 months ago

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

3 months ago

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

3 months ago

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

3 months ago

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

3 months ago

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

3 months ago

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

3 months ago

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

3 months ago

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

3 months ago