Commentary:
"Ah, the enigmatic ways of hoodies – some are just born to hoodie differently, marching to the beat of their own hood strings 🤷♂️🧥 #HoodieConfusion"
16 Funny style quotes
I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.
Commentary:
Just call me the Sandwich Connoisseur in my unattainable denim! 🥪👖 Who needs standard sandwiches and easily pronounced jeans? I'm living in a world of epicurean delights and fashion mysteries! 😄 #SandwichGoals #FashionEnigma
Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.
Commentary:
"Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"
I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.
Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"
Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.
Commentary:
"Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮♂️ #LeggingsGate"
I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'pile-based approach' to fashion – truly avant-garde! 🤔👚🤷♂️ Who needs closets when you have a curated 'floor-robe'! 💁♀️👖 #FashionistaGoals"
Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
Commentary:
"Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"
Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.
Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"
I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.
Commentary:
"Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness"
My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.
Commentary:
"Looks like this outfit is serving up both luxury and sweetness! 🍫💁♀️ Who needs a wardrobe upgrade when you're rocking a chocolate-coated designer look? #FashionGoals #SweetAndStylish"