29 Funny style quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

  Commentary:
  "When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

  Commentary:
  "Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

  Commentary:
  Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It's like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can't compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession"

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