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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Shared recently on Discord:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Going viral on YouTube:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Trending via YouTube:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Spotted on Threads:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Breaking via YouTube:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Broadcasted on X:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Seen just now on X:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Funny style quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day 😄✨ Whether you need a chuckle or a witty comeback, these playful gems can turn a frown upside down 😂👍 Ideal for sharing with friends or spicing up your posts, they bring a smile to any face 😃💬 Dive into a world where laughter is the best accessory and every word is a punchline waiting to happen! 🌟🤣

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6 days ago
Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Commentary:
Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
1 week ago
Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Commentary:
Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
1 week ago
Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
1 week ago
Share →: I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Commentary:
Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘
1 week ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
1 week ago
Share →: Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Commentary:
Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"
1 month ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Just shared via X:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Trending via X:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Making waves on Slack:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Going viral on Threads:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Seen just now on Twitch:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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