57 Funny thanks quotes

• “You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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  3 months ago

  humor, life, nervous, practicing, thanks, whole

• The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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  3 months ago

  app, care, confusion, gardening, helpful, humor, i, much, plant, thanks, too, watered

• You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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  3 months ago

  acoustics, bowl, fart, Gondor, horn, house, humor, morning, noise, struggle, thanks, toilet, try, waking, whole

• 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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  3 months ago

  adult, back, birthday, celebration, gratitude, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, texting, thanks

• Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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  3 months ago

  activity, adventure, boring, climbing, cold, death, dumb, everest, fun, fun activity, just, looks, mount, Mount Everest, opinion, personal, personal opinion, risk, super, thanks, uphill, walk

• Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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  3 months ago

  appreciation, being, communication, else, humor, i, lol, nothing, say, thanks

• Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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  3 months ago

  app, buddy, convenience, humor, i, message, need, notification, notifications, refusal, ride, right, sarcasm, somewhere, take, thanks, transportation, Uber, want

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