Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"
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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet,…
An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all…
Commentary:
🎉📋 Prepare yourselves for the most thrilling event of the weekend – an agenda reveal party! 🎉 Get ready to be amazed as I unveil my ambitious plans for the next few days – Netflix marathon, laundry mountain expedition, and the legendary battle against the ever-growing pile of dishes! 🍿🧺🍽️ Who needs fireworks when you have this level of excitement on the agenda? 😉 #AgendaRevealParty #WeekendGoals
Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortuna…
Commentary:
Looks like your horoscope is just as reliable as that jam-packed shopping list you had for the closed supermarket! 🤦♂️🔮 Don't worry, the universe may have a quirky sense of humor, but that just means the anticipation for those good things will make them even sweeter when they finally arrive! 🌟✨
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it&#…
Having a loose stool means two completely different things…
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanit…
