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"Me-time champion over here! π₯π΄ Guess I've mastered the art of 'social distancing' before it was cool! ππ"
160 Funny things quotes
Funny things quotes are all about those little moments that make life unexpectedly hilarious! ππ« Whether itβs random objects that turn into the ultimate distractions, or the things that never seem to go where you left them, these quotes remind us that sometimes the smallest things bring the biggest laughs. Life is full of surprises, and most of them are pretty funny! πππ
Trending Funny Things Quotes π₯
- I donβt βmake friendsβ. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.
- “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
- Things I hate about group work: The group.
- Iβve learned two important things in life, I canβt remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
- βYou live and you learn!β Bro, I donβt want to do either of those things.
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"When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. π‘π π£οΈ" -
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"Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! ππβ #BraillePranks" -
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"Smile if youβre dressed and hope for the best if youβre not! ππβ" -
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"Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! ππ΄π€ #OverthinkingChampion"
Top Funny Things Quotes π₯
- βWell, at least things canβt get any worseβ has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
- Iβm so tired. Letβs see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
- I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.
- If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.
- βYou live and you learn!β Bro, I donβt want to do either of those things.
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