71 Funny weird quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, no matter how cool you think you are, someone out there still sees you as the office weirdo 🤪 Embrace your quirks and keep that humility in check! 😆👔 #JustAnotherWeirdColleague"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weirdos gonna weird.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace the weirdness, for the world needs a little spice! 🌶️ Let the weirdos do their thing and stand back in awe of their unique and wonderful oddity. 🤪✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

  Commentary:
  "Well, we can only speculate that maybe Usher was too busy dancing in the club to consider a career in hospitality seating services 🕺🎤 Maybe his next hit will be a chart-topper on ushering customers to their designated spots! 🪑😂 #SeatMeRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

  Commentary:
  "The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

  Commentary:
  "Let's keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we've got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Well, sounds like someone forgot to download the 'listening' software update 😅🤖💬 #MarriageMishaps"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! 🌶️ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! 💃🕺 Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! 💁‍♂️💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the sky finally sorted out its identity crisis! 🌞☔️ Don't worry, it was just the sun making a brief cameo before letting the rain reclaim the spotlight. Mother Nature's just keeping things interesting! 🌦️ #WeatherDrama

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