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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 30, 2025

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Trending via Threads:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Making waves on Instagram:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Just shared via Threads:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

Funny weirdo quotes

Funny weirdo quotes are the perfect way to celebrate your unique, quirky vibe 🌈😜 Whether you’re embracing your inner oddball or just love a good laugh at life’s sillier moments, these gems will have you grinning from ear to ear 🤪✨ Get ready to unleash your weirdness and spread some joyful chaos wherever you go! 🎉🦄 #StayWeird

New funny weirdo quotes 👇

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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2 months ago

comfort, home, media, meet, meeting, own, social, social media, thanks, weirdo, weirdos
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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2 months ago

actually, dating, easy, honesty, humor, love, lying, relationship, relationships, weirdo
Weirdos gonna weird.

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2 months ago

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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2 months ago

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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5 months ago

block, blocked, greeting, humor, just, normal, normal person, people, person, weird, weirdo

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74 shares on Discord this month:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

75 shares on Threads this month:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Just landed via Reddit:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Live now on X:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Life is weird and then you die.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Trending via Snapchat:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Shared recently on Threads:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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