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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Reported on Facebook:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Spotted on Facebook:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Going viral on TikTok:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Live now on TikTok:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Making waves on Telegram:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Seen just now on Instagram:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Funny weirdo quotes are the perfect way to celebrate your unique, quirky vibe 🌈😜 Whether you’re embracing your inner oddball or just love a good laugh at life’s sillier moments, these gems will have you grinning from ear to ear 🤪✨ Get ready to unleash your weirdness and spread some joyful chaos wherever you go! 🎉🦄 #StayWeird

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Share →: Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Forever the magic-believing weirdo and proud of it! ✨🧙‍♂️🤪
20 hours ago
Share →: Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Commentary:
Meeting weirdos from my couch: the future is now! 🛋️🤪📱
6 months ago
Share →: Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Commentary:
"Who knew honesty could be such a relationship cheat code? 🕵️‍♂️ No need for detective work when you're not dating a master of deception! 💔 Keep it real, folks!"
6 months ago
Share →: Weirdos gonna weird.

Commentary:
"Embrace the weirdness, for the world needs a little spice! 🌶️ Let the weirdos do their thing and stand back in awe of their unique and wonderful oddity. 🤪✨"
6 months ago
Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Just landed via Threads:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Breaking via Discord:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Just landed via Instagram:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Trending via Slack:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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