Funny weirdo quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew honesty could be such a relationship cheat code? 🕵️‍♂️ No need for detective work when you're not dating a master of deception! 💔 Keep it real, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weirdos gonna weird.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace the weirdness, for the world needs a little spice! 🌶️ Let the weirdos do their thing and stand back in awe of their unique and wonderful oddity. 🤪✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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