Funny wooden quotes

• Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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  2 months ago

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• Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  2 months ago

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• I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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• Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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  2 months ago

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