Funny wooden quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

  Commentary:
  "When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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