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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

3 months ago

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

3 months ago

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

3 months ago

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

3 months ago