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Funny wooden quotes

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025