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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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5 months ago

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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2 months ago

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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2 months ago

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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2 months ago

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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2 months ago

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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2 months ago

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

68 shares on X this month:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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