Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.