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  • I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.
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  • I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.
  • My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.