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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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"Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, count, exercise, fitness, getting, humor, laziness, motivation, resistance, should, training on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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