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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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God saw you do that.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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I would like even faster food.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Shared recently on Facebook:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Just shared via TikTok:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Breaking via Reddit:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Making waves on TikTok:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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