God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

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