💾 Save Image God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk. If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: animals, chicken, creation, duck, give, God, humor, kazoo, waterproof
