God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.